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1-800-Vampire

1-800-Vampire

Russo, John a.

Paperback

Fantasy

ISBN10: 1964172063
ISBN13: 9781964172064
Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing
Published: Jul 12 2024
Pages: 178
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for...

Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them.

Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad.

On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into.

Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave?

And who will end up undead?

The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of...

1-800-VAMPIRE!

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