Sign-In
Cart
100 Dad Jokes: So Dark, Even The Lights Can't Save Them
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 11 2025
Pages: 104
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
This isn't just a book; it's a cry for help disguised as laughter. Imagine the puns you've groaned at your entire life-but now they've crawled into a dimly lit basement and discovered existential dread. 100 Dad Jokes - So Dark, Even the Lights Can't Save Them will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning your sense of humor all at once.
These aren't your average dad jokes about lawns and thermostats. Oh no. These are the kind of jokes that stare into the void and say, Why don't graveyards ever get overcrowded? Because people are dying to get in.
Reading this book is like going on a rollercoaster ride through a comedy club... located in a cemetery. Every page is an emotional workout-one moment you're laughing, the next you're wondering if the author's therapist is okay.
So, buckle up and prepare for jokes so dark, you'll need night vision goggles to find your morals. Just don't read it near your kids-they'll grow up faster than the punchlines.
Also from
W, J.
Eight Historical Tales, Curious and Instructive: I. the Unfortunate Damascenes [&c. Signed J.W.]
W, J.
Tales, Eight Historical
Paperback
The Valiant Scot; By J. W., Gent. [a Tragedy, in Five Acts and in Prose and Verse, with a Dedication by W. Bowyer.]
Bowyer, William
W, J.
Paperback
How To Deal With Demons and other Inspired messages: Winning with the words of JESUS!
W, Faith
W, J.
Paperback
Coward: Becoming Courageous: The Struggle to Leave an Abusive Relationship and Learn to Like Yourself Again
Leigh, R.
W, J.
Paperback
Also in
Humor
I Can't Believe I Did That: The Game That Gives You Points for Sharing Awkward, Awesome, and Unforgettable Memories: Card Games
Nadelberg, David
Katcher, Neil
Other
The Science Magpie: Fascinating Facts, Stories, Poems, Diagrams and Jokes Plucked from Science
Flynn, Simon
Paperback
Fixing Flamingos: And Other Solutions to the World's Least Pressing Problems
Rea, Brian
Brown, Lucienne
Paperback
How to Be a Cat: (Cat Books for Kids, Cat Gifts for Kids, Cat Picture Book)
Lazar, Ralph
Swerling, Lisa
Hardcover
Peculiar Questions and Practical Answers: A Little Book of Whimsy and Wisdom from the Files of the New York Public Library
New York Public Library
Hardcover
How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay: Tips and Tricks That Kept Me Alive, Happy, and Creative in Spite of Myself
Lawson, Jenny
Hardcover
Bake It Off: An Unofficial Taylor Swift-Inspired Cookbook for Every Era, from Breakfast to Midnights
Smith, Lindsey
Hardcover
Big Fan: Two Friends, 82,490 Miles, and the Wild, Wonderful Sports We Love
Posnanski, Joe
Schur, Michael
Hardcover
Black Out Loud: The Revolutionary History of Black Comedy from Vaudeville to '90s Sitcoms
Bennett, Geoff
Hardcover
We Are the World (Cup): A Personal History of the World's Greatest Sporting Event
Bennett, Roger
Hardcover
How to Grow Up Without Becoming a Grown-Up: Big Lessons from Little Kids
Shapiro-Barnum, Julian
Hardcover
Pardon My Book: Ten Years of the Best (and Worst) in Sports from Pardon My Take
Big Cat
Commenter, Pft
Hardcover
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Five Novels in One Outrageous Volume
Adams, Douglas
Paperback
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent
Boozan, Glenn
Hardcover
The New Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Expert Advice for Extreme Situations
Borgenicht, David
Piven, Joshua
Hardcover
How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Auburn, Zachary
Paperback
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die (New York Times Bestseller)
Condo, Messie
Hardcover