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14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 2
Paperback
Series: Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books for Adults)
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 20 2020
Pages: 262
Weight: 1.44
Height: 0.68 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Warning: If you're easily offended, congratulations-you've found your final boss.
14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written is the literary equivalent of lighting a dumpster on fire and roasting marshmallows over it. Brad Gosse returns with another unapologetic abomination of a collection that somehow manages to be even more inappropriate than the last. These are not books for children. Hell, they're barely books for adults. But they're perfect for those twisted souls who collect dark humor like it's a competitive sport.
This isn't just a gag gift. It's the kind of joke book that turns Secret Santa into a blood sport and ensures your white elephant exchange ends in either applause or restraining orders. Perfect for coffee tables you don't want people touching, bathrooms where the reading gets weird, or gift-giving scenarios where you want to traumatize someone in the most memorable way possible.
Here's what's inside this train wreck of a collection:
- Dead Babies 2: A Series of Short Life Stories
- Cinnamon: A Horse Forced into the Sex Trade
- Murder Hornets: From Asian Invasion to Overrated Sensation
- OK Boomer:
- Mom's OnlyFans: New Beginnings From Difficult Choices
- Self Isolation
- Camp CoronaVirus
- Your Life is a Lie
- STD's & You:
- Why Mommy Hits Daddy: A Kid's Guide to Understanding Alcohol
- Candy Van: Strangers Come in More Flavors Than You Think
- Oub's Baby: The Only Child Your Step-Dad Loves
- Candy Man Van
- Daddy's a Simp: Don't Expect Much Inheritance
This outrageous collection of novelty stories is not for the faint of heart-but it is for your weirdest friend, your darkest relative, or yourself (if you're dead inside and proud of it).
14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: the gag gift that dares you to give it without laughing-or getting slapped.
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