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Absolutely Absurd History
Paperback
General Juvenile NonfictionHistory
ISBN13: 9781068191558
Publisher: Willow & Bloom Publishing
Published: Nov 3 2025
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Absolutely Absurd History turns real events into laugh-out-loud adventures for curious kids aged 6-12. With hilarious stories, unbelievable facts, and full-color illustrations on every page, it's a history book that even reluctant readers can't put down.
Inside, readers will discover a series of engaging short stories which include:
- Ancient Absurdities - From naked geniuses and sticky royal servants to emperors with seashell armies, meet the most eccentric figures of the ancient world.
- Royal Rascals and Ridiculous Rulers - Be glad these kings and queens aren't in charge anymore. Expect exploding cakes, pineapple parades, beard taxes, and royal waistline worries.
- The Wild World of America - Sail with ugly mermaids, survive Benjamin Franklin's shocking experiments, and meet a president with a noisy pet parrot.
- Far-Flung Fiascos - Journey across time and continents for exploding samurai, marathon runners who never stopped running, and a war that humans actually lost-to emus.
- European Escapades - From dancing plagues and stinking rivers to bunny armies and crooked towers, explore Europe's most ridiculous moments.
Every page is packed with real stories, wild facts, heroic fails, and unbelievable events, brought to life through bright, funny artwork that keeps kids entertained and learning.
Why kids (and families) love it:
- Makes history exciting and accessible for ages 6-12
- Encourages reading confidence with engaging, easy-to-follow text
- Ideal for both independent and family reading
- A perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or classrooms
Perfect for both curious fact lovers and reluctant readers, this collection proves that history can be every bit as entertaining as fiction.
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