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The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker
Paperback
Publisher Price: $20.00
Publisher: Wolf Publishing
Published: Oct 31 2025
Pages: 196
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.45 Width: 4.25 Depth: 7.00
Language: English
The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid.
-Rogues in the House
The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.
Blood and mud and ash and spit, Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them.
Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others, though.
Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.
A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies, of the infidels, of the monsters and demons haunting the land, she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.
Violence, cannibalism, and miles of darkness, The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is Red Sonja by way of the Coen Brothers.
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