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Bad Santa GPT: An anti-Christmas fairy tale with a happy ending
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 6 2025
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Bad Santa GPT
An anti-Christmas fairy tale with a happy ending
by K.I. Santaclaus
Santa Claus has had enough.
The reindeer are on strike, the elves are stuck in a permanent haze of joint smoke and start-up ideologies, Mrs. Claus is cheating on him-with the Easter Bunny, of all people-and Santa himself is losing himself in alcohol, escapism, and self-pity. Christmas? A logistical nightmare and emotional burnout in a red and white coat.
But when everything falls apart, something new begins: Santa falls hard - and slowly gets back up. Not as a superhuman holiday hero, but as an exhausted, vulnerable guy who has to learn to accept help, set boundaries, and redefine his role. No coke, no kitsch - just honest moments, painful realizations, and a tender spark of hope.
This book is not a sugar-sweet Christmas story.
It is a sarcastic, bitterly funny, and at the same time warm-hearted look at a holiday that often creates more pressure than joy. A literary ball lightning about burnout, self-discovery, union negotiations with reindeer, and the question of what Christmas really means when you remove the glitter.
Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas-or sometimes hates it.
An anti-Christmas fairy tale that warms the heart in the end. Without a sugar rush.
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