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The Barber of Bury-Ville: Next Customer, Please... Die!
Paperback
Series: The Tomb of Thrilling Terrors, Book 8
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Publisher: K.R. Icarus Publishing
Published: Dec 28 2025
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.17
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Do you have a vanity that demands a little... extra attention?
The Tomb of Thrilling Terrors invites you to a hair-raising appointment you'll never forget! Step off the fog-drenched streets of Bury-Ville and into the leather chair of Silas's Scissor Sanctuary, where the prices are a steal but the tonic is a death sentence. This isn't just a haircut; it's a biological hostile takeover!
In our featured shocker, The Barber of Bury-Ville: Next Customer, Please... Die!, we follow the insufferable Gary Gills as he drinks down a vibrant green elixir promised to restore his thinning mane. But as the shop door locks with a final, heavy thud, the horror begins. This isn't hair growing back-it's a sentient, predatory garden of thorny vines and emerald stalks bursting through Gary's pores with the wet, sickening sound of splintering bone!
K.R. Icarus spares no gory detail as Gary is transformed from a man into a living, screaming topiary. Watch in wide-eyed terror as Silas wields his rusted hedge trimmers to shape his new human-hybrid plant, snipping away fingers and ears to encourage a fuller bloom. It's a masterpiece of botanical body horror that proves some roots are better left buried!
With the Comic Book Kid providing his trademark manic commentary, you'll feel every prickle of the thorns as they stitch Gary's lips shut and seek the dark, moist soil beneath the floorboards. Will Gary find a way to escape the mulch, or is he destined to spend eternity as a decorative hedge in the back of a madman's shop?
Are you ready to sit in the chair, or are you afraid of what might grow if you do?
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