
Best Gift Book for Drummers: Drummer Jokes and Funny Tips for Beginners to Pros
Paperback
Music BusinessMusic Instruction: Percussion
ISBN13: 9781734409116
Publisher: 3Rd Thing
Published: Feb 3 2020
Pages: 40
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
It makes shopping for gifts for drummers easy. You don't have to worry about choosing the wrong drum book or buying an expensive percussion instrument. This gift for drummers has forty pages of funny quips. These include off-beat (pun intended) tips for learning how to play drums, how to turn pro and the best drummer jokes.
Here are some samples:
As you learn to play a drum set,
four limbs playing four different rhythms
on four different instruments at the same time.
And mastering it will be more impressive
than learning calculus.
Be prepared for encores.
It's easy.
No matter whether you're performing
jazz, rock or musical theater,
there will always be someone at the end of a gig
who shouts, Free Bird.
What's the difference between an
amateur drummer and a professional drummer?
An amateur drummer plays gigs on weekends
and has a day job.
A professional drummer plays gigs on weekends
and has a wife who has a day job.
This gift is sure to bring a smile to the face of the drummer in your life. The Best Gift Book for Drummers is based on author David Aron's twenty-five years of playing drum sets with rock bands, jazz ensembles and musical theater productions.
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