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The Best Little ICU in the South: Delirious Daydreams, Book 1
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 18 2025
Pages: 96
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.20 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In this ICU, your credit score matters more than your pulse.
Jerry thought waking up in the ICU with a blood clot was going to be his biggest problem. He was wrong. Very, very wrong.
Welcome to the Intensive Care Unit of Angels On-Call, LLC, a medical wonderland where the IV drips take Bitcoin, the supply closets are secret retail boutiques for shamed gamblers, and the Low Balance light on your monitor is far more ominous than a flatline.
Between a surgeon who just lost his shirt (literally) at the hidden back-hall casino and a Cheer Giver who insists on singing off-key ukulele songs about colonoscopies, Jerry is the only sane man in a room where reality has a 3% administrative fee.
While Jerry fights for a simple ballpoint pen to document the madness, the stakes around him reach a fever pitch:
The Finger of God Protocol: A high-powered legal team and a world-class surgeon engage in a multi-million dollar bidding war... over a pinky wart.
The Siphonic Marvel: A maintenance man who treats plumbing like performance art.
The Great Nurse Exodus: A bureaucratic panic ensues when the staff discovers that Sweden offers actual living wages and-heaven forbid-vacation time.
The Best Little ICU in the South is a biting, absurdist satire that skewers the commercialization of healthcare with the precision of a (very expensive) scalpel. Perfect for fans of Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anyone who has ever looked at a hospital bill and wondered if they accidentally bought the building.
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