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Bite Me, I'm Bored
Paperback
Publisher: Dustin Gross
Published: Jul 12 2025
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Kevin Flint is dead. Unfortunately, he's still bored.
After a regrettable hookup with a suspiciously bendy goth chick, Kevin wakes up undead, cranky, and covered in expired plasma stew. No brooding castles, no mysterious powers-just eczema, mild bloodlust, and an immortal mentor who wears too much velvet. Welcome to undeath, where eternal life comes with awkward support groups, blood smoothies, vampire yoga, and a diner that serves cheese fries after midnight.
Part satire, part character-driven comedy, Bite Me, I'm Bored is what happens when you mix What We Do in the Shadows with Office Space, shake it in a plasma pouch, and serve it with a side of existential dread.
If you've ever felt undead inside... now you can laugh about it.
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