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Dear Customer, We're Closed: A Love Letter to Modern Customer Service
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 26 2025
Pages: 168
Weight: 0.47
Height: 0.42 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
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Welcome to retail: the front lines of humanity, where fluorescent lights shine on the strangest corners of civilization, and every shift is a new episode in the world's weirdest sitcom.
In Dear Customer, We're Closed, Prasanth N.M. delivers a hilarious, biting, and unexpectedly heartfelt journey through the underpaid, underappreciated, and utterly unforgettable world of customer service. Told through the diary of a retail veteran, this laugh-out-loud satire exposes the absurdity of company policies holier than common sense, the wild logic of irate customers, and the camaraderie of coworkers surviving it all with sarcasm and snacks.
Whether you've folded a thousand shirts, survived Black Friday without sleep, or simply wondered what happens after a manager is on the way, this is the love letter you didn't know you needed.
Equal parts comedy, confession, and quiet rebellion, this is for every retail worker who smiled through gritted teeth and said, Have a nice day, when what they meant was, Help me.
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