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Dickheads & Debauchery: and other ingenious ways to die
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781519056221
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 22 2016
Pages: 232
Weight: 0.66
Height: 0.53 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Have you ever wondered why some sprint to the finish line of life? Ignoring the laws of common sense, they swim against the actuary table of life. All you can eat buffets, running with bulls, or devouring turkey legs at Disney World; they're on the fast track to their mortality. This factually incorrect guide to living longer shines a light on the darker side of life while pointing out how it's often taken for granted. Irony and sarcasm cut through the gluttony of everyday life while examining life's most perplexing mysteries. What happens after we die? Are assholes in heaven? Why dentists upsell and much more!
If you don't suffer fools gladly, this is a must-read. Be sure to check out Vic's other books: NYPD Law & Disorder, The NYPD's Flying Circus, NYPD Through The Looking Glass, and Grand Theft Auto, the NYPD's Auto Crime Division.
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