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The Dogs a Dick and the Kids are Feral
Paperback
Series: Parenting Not as Advertised, Book 2
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ISBN13: 9798270793630
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 9 2025
Pages: 264
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.55 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 9 2025
Pages: 264
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.55 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A brutally funny, unexpectedly tender novel about motherhood, friendship, and surviving the chaos - one sarcastic breath at a time.
Anastasia isn't having a breakdown. She's just... tired. Of snack negotiations, of PTA politics, of pretending self-care isn't mostly lying on the bathroom floor scrolling memes. Her husband means well, her twins are miniature anarchists, and her dog, a lanky lurcher named Buddy, seems to exist solely to steal food and destroy furniture. When the cracks start to show, Anastasia leans on the only people who get it: her gloriously dysfunctional group of friends - Julia (Queen of Crisps), Jane (divorced but thriving-ish), Sarah (chaotic good), and Dea (therapist who needs therapy). Together, they laugh, swear, cry, and eat carbs like it's a competitive sport. Told with dark wit and fierce warmth, The Dog's a Dick and the Kids Are Feral is a love letter to imperfect women everywhere - the ones juggling too much, dropping the ball, and still showing up anyway. It's about the moments that break you, the friends who patch you back together, and the ridiculous, beautiful truth that sometimes survival looks like laughing through the mess.
Anastasia isn't having a breakdown. She's just... tired. Of snack negotiations, of PTA politics, of pretending self-care isn't mostly lying on the bathroom floor scrolling memes. Her husband means well, her twins are miniature anarchists, and her dog, a lanky lurcher named Buddy, seems to exist solely to steal food and destroy furniture. When the cracks start to show, Anastasia leans on the only people who get it: her gloriously dysfunctional group of friends - Julia (Queen of Crisps), Jane (divorced but thriving-ish), Sarah (chaotic good), and Dea (therapist who needs therapy). Together, they laugh, swear, cry, and eat carbs like it's a competitive sport. Told with dark wit and fierce warmth, The Dog's a Dick and the Kids Are Feral is a love letter to imperfect women everywhere - the ones juggling too much, dropping the ball, and still showing up anyway. It's about the moments that break you, the friends who patch you back together, and the ridiculous, beautiful truth that sometimes survival looks like laughing through the mess.
Because life's feral. So are we. Pass the crisps.
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