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ISBN10: 1524898007
ISBN13: 9781524898007
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 640
Weight: 0.97
Height: 1.12 Width: 5.24 Depth: 6.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781524898007
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 640
Weight: 0.97
Height: 1.12 Width: 5.24 Depth: 6.00
Language: English
Prepare yourself for the best avian swear-a-thon imaginable! Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying--perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar. Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size: 5.354 x 4.488
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin' Birds
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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