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ISBN10: 1524898015
ISBN13: 9781524898014
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 24
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.22 Width: 11.91 Depth: 11.95
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781524898014
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 24
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.22 Width: 11.91 Depth: 11.95
Language: English
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls. Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. Features include:
- 12 x 12 (12 x 24 open)
- Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September-December 2025
- Spans January-December 2026
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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