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Squirrel Eggs & Popcorn Trees: The Funny Things Kids Say
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ISBN10: 1533257426
ISBN13: 9781533257420
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 12 2016
Pages: 136
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.29 Width: 7.50 Depth: 9.25
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781533257420
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 12 2016
Pages: 136
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.29 Width: 7.50 Depth: 9.25
Language: English
Remember that hilarious Art Linkletter TV show called 'Kids Say the Darndest Things'? This book is like that but without the video part. Drawn from over 30 years of watching kids, listening to kids, living with kids and just being a kid herself, the author dares you to read this book without laughing out loud. Get to know Rudy, the monster who lives in the basement; learn the definition of a 'virginitarian'; read a list of things you can do at Grandma's house but you can't do at home; use this handy trick to get your kids to put on their seatbelts; find out what in the world a 'MeMa' is; follow these easy instruction for making your own pearls; meet a pet rock; study the rare 'riniceris' from Africa; discover if the Easter Bunny really is real and find out how to watch an anthill without getting covered by ants. Kids really do say the darndest things.
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