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Fart Delivery Systems Flatulence Product Catalog
Hardcover
Publisher: Brad Gamwell
Published: Oct 25 2022
Pages: 24
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Fart Delivery Systems, Stinkorporated, is an (imaginary) flatulence product company and this is their (pretend) product catalog. This book has over 150 engineering-meets-clip art, style drawings of original fart related inventions, gadgets, and products. Each drawing is surrounded by an array of descriptions rife with clever rhymes, funny phrases and colorful explanations. The products help to reuse, enhance or just plain have fun with farts. Some products are silly, some are improbable, but you might just find one or two that are perfect. So, please don't try any of this at home; it's just for reading entertainment.
If you or someone in your life finds farting even remotely funny, then you'll absolutely love this book! It's the perfect coffee table, back of the toilet or bookshelf display book. It's meant to be read a page or two per sitting and in any order. Anymore would be difficult due to the amount of detail per page and/or you might pee your pants from laughing. If you couldn't figure it out by now, this book contains crude humor and mildly inappropriate words. Enjoy! -BG
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