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Gazillions of Reptilians: A humorous paranormal novel
Paperback
Series: Freaky Florida, Book 7
ISBN13: 9781734551181
Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media
Published: Aug 11 2021
Pages: 244
Weight: 0.73
Height: 0.51 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Are lizards the wizards of doom?
(The crazy conclusion of the series!)
Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?
Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard People are taking over the planet. He claimed to have a video showing a human turning into a dragon. He also claimed he shot said dragon. And now there's the threat of all-out war between vampires and dragons, and between humans and every reptile with teeth. To prevent it, Missy needs to find out if Marvin was killed by cold-blooded reptiles or a hot-headed vampire, while she also tries to learn the truth behind her father's murder decades ago.
Gazillions of Reptilians is the final book of Freaky Florida, a Horror Comedy Mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you like paranormal mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this completed series is for you. Grab this book today.
Enjoy more of the same characters in the sequel series, Monsters of Jellyfish Beach Paranormal Mystery Adventures!
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