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Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Still Technically a Crime: A clever retelling of a fairy tale for young readers-and the adults who know exactly where
Paperback
Series: Not Your Usual Fairy Tales- Because Life Has Consequences
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 25 2026
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.14 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Goldie has always been good at noticing things.
She notices patterns. She notices timing.
She notices when a house is empty a little too reliably...
From her treehouse in the woods, Goldie watches a nearby cabin and learns its habits.
Who lives there. When they leave. How long they stay gone. It all feels harmless. Thoughtful, even.
After all, curiosity is not a crime.
Until it is...
In this modern retelling of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, familiar rules blur, lines are crossed,
and consequences arrive in an unexpected form.
What follows is not danger, but something more uncomfortable: Accountability. Everyone Lives.
But not everything stays the same.
Told with dry humor and a knowing edge, this story explores curiosity, and the consequences, of justifying not respecting boundaries.
A clever fairy tale for readers ages 8 and up and the adults who know exactly where Goldie went wrong.
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