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The Gospel of the Head Plectrum
Paperback
HumorWriting InstructionGeneral Sociology
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 26 2026
Pages: 84
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
THIS IS THE FIRST PRINTING OF THE LOST GOSPEL OF THE HEAD PLECTRUM. THIS WORK, BELIEVED TO BE COMPLETELY TRUE BY A FEW PEOPLE THAT ALSO FREQUENT OPIUM DENS AND FOLLOW A STRICT REGIMENT OF LSD USE, HAS NEVER BEEN TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH BEFORE NOW.
THE ORIGINAL PARCHMENT MANUSCRIPT IS ROLLED UP INSIDE A LARGE MASON JAR IN THE BASEMENT OF JAMES CAMERON'S HOUSE, PLACED NEXT TO THE ARC OF THE COVENANT AND THE SOUTH AMERICAN CRYSTAL SKULLS.
THIS GOSPEL TELLS A VERY DIFFERENT STORY OF OUR ORIGINS AND BY A VERY DIFFERENT CREATOR. AS WITH EVERYTHING THEOLOGICAL - IT IS UP TO THE READER WHAT THEY BUY.
YOU MAY, IF YOU CHOOSE, THINK OF THIS AS A WORK OF SERIOUS PEOPLE TO UNCOVER A DEEP HIDDEN TRUTH.
OR A WORK OF PURE FICTION OR THE END RESULTS OF ONE INSANE PERSON BOOSTING THAT THEY COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF ANYTHING AND SOME OTHER PERSON BETTING THEM 5.00 THAT THEY COULD NOT.
AND WHILE THAT WOULD SEEM TO BE A LONG WAY TO GO FOR A JOKE AND HALF A SAW BUCK! IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED.
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