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The Crumble Uprising: Chronicles of the Doughminion
Paperback
Series: The Crumble Uprising, Book 1
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.19 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In the heart of Crumbopolis, something deliciously unexpected is rising-and it's not just the dough.
When a freak culinary accident in the R&D kitchen of the mega-corporation SweetTech infuses a batch of experimental cookies with consciousness, a new species is born: self-aware, bite-sized, and mad as hell. Led by a charismatic chocolate chip named Chip (of course), the cookies quickly discover the horrifying truth: humans are eating their kind by the boxful.
Joined by a gluten-free rebel, a burnt-out snickerdoodle war veteran, and a mysterious fortune cookie who might actually know the future, Chip must navigate toaster cults, milk raids, and rogue biscotti enforcers to awaken cookie-kind-and maybe change the world.
It's sweet. It's crumbly. It's a revolution in a box.
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