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The Hitman's HOA: He's got targets and trash day to worry about.
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 3 2025
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome to Heatherbrooke Estates: pristine lawns, neighborly smiles, and deadly secrets-sometimes stashed behind a mailbox, sometimes lurking in the bylaws.
After a storied career as a professional hitman, Jonah Barlow wants nothing more than to vanish into suburban bliss. But retirement comes with its own set of perils: merciless Homeowners' Association memos, suspicious block parties, and the quiet threat of an overzealous neighbor with a clipboard. Just as Jonah starts to think the hardest challenge will be Thursday's bin alignment, a series of cryptic threats draws him back into a world he thought he'd left behind-one where everyone is watching, and nobody is who they seem.
Now, juggling HOA drama and tailing suspects between bake sales, Jonah faces targets, trash day deadlines, and comically cutthroat turf wars. Who's pulling the strings in sleepy Heatherbrooke? Can Jonah outwit lurking dangers without losing his cover-or his mind?
Packed with humor, suspense, and the suburban absurd, THE HITMAN'S HOA is a razor-sharp thriller where home security means more than a motion-activated porch light. Lock your doors, hide your flamingos, and remember: in this neighborhood, the most dangerous thing isn't what's in the shadows-it's who might show up on bin night.
Home has never been deadlier or funnier.
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