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Honkus Foetus Eternals: A Love Story in 9,000 Gallons of Afterbirth
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ISBN13: 9798275583809
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 1 2025
Pages: 292
Weight: 0.78
Height: 0.73 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 1 2025
Pages: 292
Weight: 0.78
Height: 0.73 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Dive into a surreal story of slaughter, and sanity broke lunacy! From slap-stick savagery to existential dread, HONKUS FOETUS ETERNALIS delivers a love story that's as twisted as it is hilarious. If you love dark comedy that drips with absurdity and splatters you with gore, dive into this 9,000-gallon nightmare of afterbirth and honks.
Why did the universe cross the road? Because it was stapled to the clown. And the clown was stapled to love. And love was stapled to a grease-painted, umbilical nightmare that just wants to be held.
Reader discretion advised: may cause spontaneous birth trauma, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to schedule a vasectomy with a confetti cannon.
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