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If I Was a Good Lawyer: Sarcastic and Hilarious Tips for Lawyers with Relatable Real-Life Scenarios About Clients, Courtrooms, and Legal Chaos
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 19 2025
Pages: 84
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Ever wondered what separates a good lawyer from a barely functioning caffeine-powered legal drama survivor? Spoiler alert - it's not the bar exam, it's the ability to fake confidence while secretly Googling Latin phrases you should know. ⚖️
This laugh-out-loud humor book, If I Was a Good Lawyer, delivers 80 outrageously funny entries - each featuring:
A sarcastic, painfully relatable Tip for surviving law life
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