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If You Can't Pay Attention, Take Notes: A Navy Brat Reflects on Bratdom, the First Line of Defense, and Why You Don't Wash the Chief's Coffee Cups
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Biographies GeneralHumorArmed Forces
Publisher Price: $12.99
ISBN13: 9780578458199
Publisher: Tidal Creek Productions
Published: May 10 2024
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.34 Width: 4.00 Depth: 6.00
Language: English
There's an old saying that the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story is that a fairy tale starts off with Once upon a time and a sea story starts off with This is no shit.
Here in these pages is a heaping pile of This is no shit and it starts with the notion that in the Navy, the cardinal rule is: If you can't pay attention, take notes.
When does this rule apply? In the Navy, all the time: when training for war includes playing pinochle, when you're mistaken for an NIS agent, when Robert Mitchum (yes, that Robert Mitchum) stops by your barracks for a beer or two, when advancing in the Navy is one damn thing after another.
The fun frolic through the sea stories of a Navy lifer (seen partly through the eyes of his Navy brat daughter) includes a series of adventures and misadventures when he commandeers an Army jeep in Vietnam, discovers that some side work in New Jersey was mob-related, and commutes to the ship via helicopter.
Hear that? They're piping us aboard. Let's weigh anchor and get the sea stories underway!
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