Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley door pickup 10am - 7pm 3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611

  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell

Kill the Farm Boy: The Tales of Pell

Dawson, Delilah S.
Hearne, Kevin

Paperback

Series: Tales of Pell, Book 1

FantasyGeneral Fiction

Publisher Price: $20.00

ISBN10: 1524797766
ISBN13: 9781524797768
Publisher: Del Rey Books
Published: Feb 26 2019
Pages: 400
Weight: 0.72
Height: 1.00 Width: 5.40 Depth: 8.10
Language: English
In an irreverent series in the tradition of Monty Python, the bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes.

Ranks among the best of Christopher Moore and Terry Pratchett.--Chuck Wendig

When you put two authors of this high caliber together, expect fireworks. Or at least laughs. What a hoot!--Terry Brooks

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar happily ever after that ever once-upon-a-timed.

Also from

Hearne, Kevin

View All

Also in

Fantasy

View All