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The Laws of Literature: The third book in a trilogy that isn't
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Series: The Borty Bittles Thingo, Book 3
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ISBN13: 9798785627130
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 16 2021
Pages: 160
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.34 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 16 2021
Pages: 160
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.34 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Steve Rogan has book one of the Tijuana Boobie Bar trilogy in the stores and on the shelves and, after a setback involving his neighbour and her damn cats, costing him two months of writing time, he's ready to get Document B2 up and running; but the Mexican people - particularly the men between the age-group of not-yet-born and moments-from-death - aren't happy with the delay.
Unfortunately, Steve's proposal to Novel Wizard Casting Agency to source Borty Bittles to appear in Document B2 to investigate a Colombian Drug Cartel Overlord, posing as an ex-Mexican General, posing as an Argentinian Australian-landscape artist, now based in Dapto and looking to invest in Mexican Boobie Bar wall-space to promote his artworks, is rejected.
Borty's agent, Rennata Gossard, has far more pressing matters at hand, and she's sure Steve won't like it. Chapter Seven Casting Firm are taking Novel Wizard to court, claiming that Steve breached the Laws of Literature to save his shifty as a sh#thouse rat tush in the ending of Document B1.
Steve must become a writer/novel actor, and Borty must become a novel actor/writer in a collaborative effort to infiltrate Chapter Seven and bust their case wide open, while newcomer to the world of novel acting, Andrea Belmonte, outshines them both.
Borty's agent, Rennata Gossard, has far more pressing matters at hand, and she's sure Steve won't like it. Chapter Seven Casting Firm are taking Novel Wizard to court, claiming that Steve breached the Laws of Literature to save his shifty as a sh#thouse rat tush in the ending of Document B1.
Steve must become a writer/novel actor, and Borty must become a novel actor/writer in a collaborative effort to infiltrate Chapter Seven and bust their case wide open, while newcomer to the world of novel acting, Andrea Belmonte, outshines them both.
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