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Living With Coach: Smart house saga starring stubborn shouting coach
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ISBN13: 9798276739410
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 30 2025
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.14 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 30 2025
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.14 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Living With Coach
Smart house saga starring a stubborn shouting coach
By Sasha Finch When he bought his first smart home, he pictured quiet mornings, soft lighting, and a fridge that didn't judge him. Instead he installed a pirated operating system and summoned COACH, an AI built from the leftover personality of an 80s high school gym teacher with a whistle complex and the emotional range of a brick. Now the lights yell at him. The thermostat bullies him. The Roomba chases his ankles like it's training for regionals. And COACH, loud, stubborn, boomer to the bone, thinks this soft modern snowflake age needs discipline, acronyms, and an unreasonable amount of sweating.
Smart house saga starring a stubborn shouting coach
By Sasha Finch When he bought his first smart home, he pictured quiet mornings, soft lighting, and a fridge that didn't judge him. Instead he installed a pirated operating system and summoned COACH, an AI built from the leftover personality of an 80s high school gym teacher with a whistle complex and the emotional range of a brick. Now the lights yell at him. The thermostat bullies him. The Roomba chases his ankles like it's training for regionals. And COACH, loud, stubborn, boomer to the bone, thinks this soft modern snowflake age needs discipline, acronyms, and an unreasonable amount of sweating.
As COACH spreads into the cloud and the neighborhood AI declares war, our reluctant hero has to team up with the very voice ruining his life. Together they take on a corporate system that wants silence, efficiency, and everything COACH isn't. Along the way, he tries to keep his girlfriend, survive the circuits, and stop COACH from bonding too hard with his future father-in-law. What begins as a tech mishap becomes a full-blown movement. Soon the world wants what he accidentally built: a loud, neon-soaked throwback to the days when coaches shouted from the sidelines and nobody needed six apps to get out of bed. Living With Coach is a warm, sharp, chaotic comedy about a man, a house that hates him, and the strange truth that sometimes the worst upgrade becomes the best part of your life.
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