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Louis, Clarke, and the Slimy Green Thing from Planet Blipblorp
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ISBN13: 9798288633577
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 18 2025
Pages: 38
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.08 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 18 2025
Pages: 38
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.08 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Forget everything you learned in history class. When Meriwether Louis and William Clarke set out to explore the American West in 1804, they expected danger, adventure, and maybe some dramatic moss. What they didn't expect was Zorg, slime-dripping, rainbow-burping alien from Planet Blipblorp who crash-lands his jellybean-shaped spaceship right in their path. Now joined by Sacagawea (who has infinite patience and exactly zero time for nonsense), the group must dodge stampeding buffalo, survive jazz-powered caves, pass an intergalactic court hearing led by a raccoon lawyer, and endure Zorg's emotional attachment to a mountain he tried to marry. From hover-canoes to teleporting pants, psychic soup to presidential panic, this isn't just a journey west, it's a warp-speed detour through the weirdest parts of the universe (and U.S. history).
Will Zorg find his way home?
Will Louis keep his last shred of sanity?
Will Clarke finally invent snack-based teleportation?
Find out in this hilariously unhinged, slime-soaked reimagining of the Lewis and Clark expedition. Perfect for fans of Captain Underpants, The Terrible Two, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if history had a sense of humor and a goo problem.
Will Louis keep his last shred of sanity?
Will Clarke finally invent snack-based teleportation?
Find out in this hilariously unhinged, slime-soaked reimagining of the Lewis and Clark expedition. Perfect for fans of Captain Underpants, The Terrible Two, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if history had a sense of humor and a goo problem.
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