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Miss Universe: Can an Earth Woman Be Miss Universe?
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ISBN13: 9798264989322
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 30 2025
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.13 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 30 2025
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.13 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
MISS UNIVERSE is a book of 11 original B&W images, and 14 Contemporary, Post-Modernist, often funny, SCI-FI poetry that starts with questioning the hubris of crowning an Earth woman the most beautiful woman in the universe.
MISS UNIVERSE is composed in the simple language and unique, home-grown style of my poetry--what I call organic naturalism--deceptively simple, direct, non-synthetic, non-AI-deformed, non-boring, frequently humorous and entertaining.
MISS UNIVERSE is composed in the simple language and unique, home-grown style of my poetry--what I call organic naturalism--deceptively simple, direct, non-synthetic, non-AI-deformed, non-boring, frequently humorous and entertaining.
The best way to describe MISS UNIVERSE is to give you an idea of some of the humorous, odd poems in the book:
HIGGS BOSON. A homeless man named Ziggy finds the Higgs Boson.
ANTIMATTER DIET. What better diet than one consisting of antimatter particles?
WEAK FORCE. Why is GRAVITY is also known as the weak force when every time the narrator bends over to tie a shoe, his backpack knocks him on the head! OUCH!
There's more hilarity, but I hope you purchase MISS UNIVERSE and go on a ride through the universe in rather oddball, funny, thought-provoking poems!
Thank you for reading this description of MISS UNIVERSE , T.N. Turner
HIGGS BOSON. A homeless man named Ziggy finds the Higgs Boson.
ANTIMATTER DIET. What better diet than one consisting of antimatter particles?
WEAK FORCE. Why is GRAVITY is also known as the weak force when every time the narrator bends over to tie a shoe, his backpack knocks him on the head! OUCH!
There's more hilarity, but I hope you purchase MISS UNIVERSE and go on a ride through the universe in rather oddball, funny, thought-provoking poems!
Thank you for reading this description of MISS UNIVERSE , T.N. Turner
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