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Mom + Dad + Chad: Your Parents Have Formed a Triad
Paperback
Series: Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books for Adults), Book 6
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 12 2020
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
From the twisted mind of Brad Gosse-where inappropriate bedtime stories are a lifestyle-comes Mom + Dad + Chad: Your Parents Have Formed a Triad, the adult picture book that asks the question nobody wanted answered: what happens when your parents get bored... and Chad gets invited over?
This painfully cheerful parody reads like a kids' book but hits like a midlife crisis wrapped in a group text. Your parents tried date nights, golf, hobbies, and even a box of adult toys. Nothing worked. Then Mom did some research. Next thing you know, Chad's moving in and calling himself your co-father.
Still Less Traumatizing Than Real Family TherapyLet's be real-this isn't going to fix anything, but it might get a laugh or an uncomfortable silence. Perfect for anyone who collects novelty books that feel like a dare. Or for that one friend who's open-minded but still can't make eye contact when someone says the word throuple.
Inside This Disasterpiece:- Full-color cartoon illustrations that look innocent... until you read the captions
- A rhyming narrative that spirals into ethical non-monogamy faster than your parents' marriage
- Polyamory explained with the emotional grace of a chainsaw
- Chad, who does not pay rent but has opinions about dinner
Give the gift of confusion and mild horror at your next white elephant party, Secret Santa exchange, or painfully silent family gathering. Great for birthdays, divorces, interventions, or just randomly dropping it on someone's coffee table like a social grenade.
If You're Searching for Any of These, You're Already Halfway There:- gag gift
- joke book for adults
- dark humor picture books
- inappropriate gift books
- funny polyamory parody
- novelty books for weird people
Mom + Dad + Chad is what happens when wholesome formats meet unwholesome truths. If you're easily offended, this book is not for you. But if you've ever wanted to watch someone open a present and then immediately regret their life choices, you're in the right place.
Warning: May cause laughter, discomfort, or the sudden realization that your family is suspiciously close with their roommate Chad.
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