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Mrs. Claus Spanks Hard: Eliza and Riley's Holiday Quest
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 21 2025
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
When Christmas magic meets academic paranoia, someone's getting more than coal in her stocking!
Eliza Morgan is a brilliant, neurotic doctoral student who approaches Christmas tree decorating like a military operation-complete with laminated placement guides and load distribution analysis. When a mysterious invitation arrives via chimney (clearly a security breach requiring immediate investigation), she's convinced she's stumbled onto an elaborate cult recruitment scheme.
Her girlfriend Riley thinks the magical toy workshop is adorable. Eliza thinks it's a sophisticated psychological operation. But when her relentless conspiracy theories and academic superiority start hurting people's feelings, she discovers that Mrs. Claus has a cheerful ping-pong paddle and zero tolerance for bratty behavior.
Between getting spanked by Santa's wife, following glowing magical footprints through downtown, and trying to rationalize singing paint as advanced acoustical manipulation, Eliza's carefully ordered world is falling apart. And when she learns the shocking truth, she'll have to choose between her theories and her heart.
A laugh-out-loud lesbian romantic comedy featuring:
- A magnificently neurotic heroine who tries to science her way out of Christmas magic
- Multiple spankings from both girlfriend and Mrs. Claus herself
- Domestic discipline with plenty of aftercare and humor
- A heartwarming found family of magical workshop elves
- Christmas magic, conspiracy theories, and academic meltdowns
- Sweet romance with BDSM elements and a guaranteed HEA
Perfect for readers who love holiday magic, disciplinary romance, and heroines who need a firm hand to help them stop overthinking everything!
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