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No One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away
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Publisher Price: $19.99
ISBN13: 9781923567641
Publisher: Holly Symons
Published: Sep 12 2025
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
No one likes a screaming banshee.
Especially not girls.
Let's be real, teen boys don't come with an instruction manual. Until now.
No One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud handbook to not being a walking red flag every young man needs (and every mum, sister, girlfriend, or mate wishes they had on hand).
Inside, you'll find 20 hilarious chapters covering the basics from showers, socks, and deodorant to dating, texting, and not roaring like a dinosaur to get attention. It's not Shakespeare, but it might just save you from a tragic love story.
Packed with sarcasm, savage truth bombs, and surprisingly useful advice, this is the ultimate funny gift book for:
- Teen boys who need a clue (spoiler: all of them)
- Parents who are tired of repeating use soap 500 times
- Girlfriends, sisters, and mates who want a relatable and slightly savage laugh
Because here's the cheat code: respect, self-awareness, and basic hygiene will get you further than 100 flexed selfies ever will.
Read it. Laugh at it. Learn from it. And for the love of all that is holy, wash your socks.
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