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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

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Ostensibly Offensive

Ostensibly Offensive

Leonard, Michael

Paperback

Humor

ISBN13: 9798704413943
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 3 2021
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.25 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
Hello friend and potential book purchaser. Mike Leonard here. I've been reading (skimming) all sorts of online articles on: How to write a bestseller!! How to make your book better than Huckleberry Finn!!No one wants to read short stories or essays. Write a book with vampires or wizards or BDSM!I honestly don't know who this book is for. Dyslexic bears maybe? Angry yet oddly relaxed pseudo-intellectual-conspiracy-theorist-anarchist-Southern-Baptists?I guess since it's just you and me here, I can ask you: Do you want to know what my Fictional dead Grandfather told me about the meaning of life?Would it interest you to know that 1,000 citizens of The United States of America own 1,000 more tanks than the government of Mexico?Do you hate Mother Nature and find the majesty of existence inherently disgusting?Are you happy with your company-provided health insurance and wish poor people would just get a job or die maybe?Are you interested in the reproductive habits of Spotted Hyenas?Hey! Would you like to hear a man's poorly thought about position on the reproductive rights of women If you said yes to any of the above questions, then this book is probably still not for you but what the heck, take a chance and buy my kids some new shoelaces.If you make it to the end, you can meet Bryan and he has cancer, so there's that to look forward to.

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