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Please Do Not Eat The Seagulls

Please Do Not Eat The Seagulls

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FantasyGeneral FictionLiterary Fiction

ISBN10: 1545441669
ISBN13: 9781545441664
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Apr 23 2017
Pages: 310
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.65 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English


Suppose that Satan has himself elected Mayor of a sleepy English seaside resort, on a pledge to clean up the streetwalkers, the beggars and the homeless. His methods are whimsical and quirky, but he knows villainy like he knows the back of his claw.

Stood in his path are Helen, a tipsy transgender prostitute, Paul, an unemployed college teacher with obsessive-compulsive tendencies, and a bunch of misfits that includes a poker-playing priest and an old-style rat-catcher. Should be no contest really. After all, the poor long-suffering author is murdered in Chapter Twenty-Two.

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