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PATCHES & Roy Explorers Extraordinaire: Volume 2: "The Chaotic Chronicles of Zogarth-9 and Beyond"
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Series: Patches and Roy Explorers Extraordinaire, Book 2
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ISBN13: 9798262472451
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 27 2025
Pages: 132
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 27 2025
Pages: 132
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Hi, I'm Patches-and my best friend Roy is a dog. A very loud, very brilliant, occasionally destructive dog.
After surviving Zogarth-9, we thought space exploration might calm down a bit. Ha! Instead, we found ourselves crash-landing on Glopnor-7, a planet full of wobbly creatures, slime puddles, and... snack emergencies.
After surviving Zogarth-9, we thought space exploration might calm down a bit. Ha! Instead, we found ourselves crash-landing on Glopnor-7, a planet full of wobbly creatures, slime puddles, and... snack emergencies.
Our rickety spaceship got a fancy new AI upgrade (it talks. too. much.), my gadgets are ready-ish, and Roy... well, Roy is in charge of morale, snacks, and saving the mission in ways I don't even understand. *Roy Motions to Patches*
Yes. . Sure, go ahead..., Patches Motions
*Roy Crosses his arms*
Not good enough. . . Roy States
Now Introducing my Best Friend, Roy, Patches Claps loudly.
*Roy Covers his mouth and starts to chuckle* Got him Hi, I'm Roy. I'm a dog. I'm also a certified Barkonaut, snack diplomat, puddle-surfer, and the coolest pup in the galaxy. Patches thinks he's running the mission (he has charts, goggles, and a very serious look), but let's be honest-I'm the star here.
Glopnor-7 is weird, messy, and delicious. I've negotiated with aliens using cookies, survived slime avalanches, and yes... I may have licked a moon or two. Between the rickety spaceship, the overtalkative AI, and Patches' genius plans, one thing is certain: I'm intergalactically awesome, and this planet doesn't stand a chance against me. If you like alien goo, snack diplomacy, and dogs in flight goggles saving the day (mostly themselves), hop in. Space is chaotic. And so am I.
Yes. . Sure, go ahead..., Patches Motions
*Roy Crosses his arms*
Not good enough. . . Roy States
Now Introducing my Best Friend, Roy, Patches Claps loudly.
*Roy Covers his mouth and starts to chuckle* Got him Hi, I'm Roy. I'm a dog. I'm also a certified Barkonaut, snack diplomat, puddle-surfer, and the coolest pup in the galaxy. Patches thinks he's running the mission (he has charts, goggles, and a very serious look), but let's be honest-I'm the star here.
Glopnor-7 is weird, messy, and delicious. I've negotiated with aliens using cookies, survived slime avalanches, and yes... I may have licked a moon or two. Between the rickety spaceship, the overtalkative AI, and Patches' genius plans, one thing is certain: I'm intergalactically awesome, and this planet doesn't stand a chance against me. If you like alien goo, snack diplomacy, and dogs in flight goggles saving the day (mostly themselves), hop in. Space is chaotic. And so am I.
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