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The Squirm Files: Squirm, Strum, The Well-hung Gun
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Series: The Squirm Files
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ISBN10: 1548541168
ISBN13: 9781548541163
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Jul 3 2017
Pages: 190
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781548541163
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Jul 3 2017
Pages: 190
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
No virgins or tentacles were harmed in the making of this anthology. Batteries not included. A squidalicious collection of the 3 books from The Squirm Files: Squirm, Strum, and The Well-hung Gun. These are parodies of erotic romance, tentacle erotica, purple prose, and the tropes of romance. This anthology should not be read, glimpsed, or sat on by anyone who thinks procreation is only to be attempted while fully dressed and with the lights off so you can't see the naughty bits.
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