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Tin Foil & Triplicate: How I Survived the Goblin Bureaucracy: Goblins, bureaucracy, and a conspiracy theorist. Welcome to the most absurd invasion you
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 13 2025
Pages: 158
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Goblins, bureaucracy, and a conspiracy theorist. Welcome to the most absurd invasion you'll ever survive.
When a horde of goblins emerges from the sewers, the world doesn't know what to make of it. Are they here for war? Conquest? World domination? Nope. These goblins are armed with nothing but clipboards, forms, and an intense desire to follow every rule and regulation in sight.
Enter Frank Weller, conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed survivor of the apocalypse. He's spent years preparing for every kind of catastrophe imaginable-but a goblin uprising? He's got this. Or does he?
As goblins infiltrate cities, towns, and even his own home, Frank finds himself in the midst of the most bizarre war ever fought-one that involves endless paperwork, mind-bending forms, and an overwhelming amount of red tape. The goblins, surprisingly organized and bureaucratic, have come to enforce laws that nobody knew existed, and Frank's skills as a survivalist are put to the ultimate test.
Can Frank navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of his new goblin overlords before his paranoid theories go from strange to dangerously real? Or will he fall victim to the most mundane apocalypse in history-one where the enemy is less about violence and more about inefficiency?
In this darkly comedic tale of survival, absurdity, and government regulations, Prasanth N.M. presents a hilarious take on the classic monster invasion, where the true horror isn't the monsters themselves, but the paperwork they bring.
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