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Tinsel in My Tights: A Funny Innuendo Christmas Book for Adults Secret Santa Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Christmas Parties
Paperback
Series: Hilariously Naughty Christmas Innuendo Books for Adults
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 23 2025
Pages: 46
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Tinsel in My Tights - A Hilariously Naughty Christmas Rhyming Book for Adults
When Santa's out delivering joy to the world, Mrs Claus decides it's time to unwrap a little joy of her own...
In this cheeky, rhyme-filled holiday romp, Mrs Claus trades cookies for kinks, cocoa for candy canes, and slips into something barely festive. Tired of playing the quiet, cozy housewife, she dives headfirst into a night of merry mischief with reindeer, elves, and even a snowman. The result? A tangled mess of tinsel, tights, and plenty of innuendo.
Perfect for:
Adults who love spicy holiday humor
Fans of naughty Christmas rhymes
Gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or festive fun with friends
Anyone who thinks Santa shouldn't be the only one coming this season
If you like your holiday stories saucy, silly, and downright scandalous, Tinsel in My Tights belongs on your naughty list.
Warning: Not suitable for children. Or serious people.Also from
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