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The Cat Sonnets
Paperback
Publisher: Fzwbooks
Published: May 13 2025
Pages: 98
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
One hath not truly esteemed the greatest of English poetry until they hath read the original feline works, writ by Whiskers Shakespost, from whence Shakespeare, most infamous, didst pilfer his renowned work. In its pristine form, The Cat Sonnets, doth the veritable spirit of the poetic sonnet form gleam.
As prologue to these masterful poems, there is told the scandalous account of how Shakespeare didst enviously plagerize from the most clever of poet felines, Whiskers Shakespost. Amidst the pages of sonnets, filled with hilarity about the lives of cats, thou shalt be amused by playful drawings depicting the subject of each sonnet.
'Tis the purrfect gift for the holidays, suited well for those who doth love both Shakespeare and cats alike. Or mayhap it serve as a spiteful white elephant offering, to tame thy coworkers or friends with mirth and laughter!
- Hilariously Entertaining: This book provides endless laughter and amusement for cat lovers with cat life weaved into masterful sonnets, each accompanied by a hilarious sketch.
- Conversation Starter: Not just a silly pointless book, but a witty masterpiece that will have you coming back again and again to reread and share your favorite sonnets.
- The Purrfect Gift: A beautifully covered, witty, collection of sonnets from the viewpoint of cats that is ideal for birthdays, holidays, or unexpected surprises.
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