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ISBN13: 9798861987882
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 20 2023
Pages: 288
Weight: 1.11
Height: 0.60 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 20 2023
Pages: 288
Weight: 1.11
Height: 0.60 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
My dysfunctional zombie family is about an iconoclast and rebel who attempts to maneuver the maze of religious and political idiosyncrasies, emerging with a zombie philosophy; To learn, to dance, to laugh, to share, to gradually heal the planet.
The schizophrenic who talks to the world, is a snippet of my nightly soliloquy, via the internet, and courtesy of my Roku smart TV, which has allegedly been hacked. It is funny and shows the blatant ineptitude of politicians and the destructive natures of both the Republican and Democratic parties who are responsible for the destruction of America. This is a five-star book.
The schizophrenic who talks to the world, is a snippet of my nightly soliloquy, via the internet, and courtesy of my Roku smart TV, which has allegedly been hacked. It is funny and shows the blatant ineptitude of politicians and the destructive natures of both the Republican and Democratic parties who are responsible for the destruction of America. This is a five-star book.
Too cerebral? Try Weekend at Bernie's, and watch a guy get kicked in the crotch for ninety minutes.
280 clicks later, I've sold no books. I'm presently working on a new project you might appreciate, The Pitur Buk for Peoples who doesn't Red.
280 clicks later, I've sold no books. I'm presently working on a new project you might appreciate, The Pitur Buk for Peoples who doesn't Red.
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