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What To Do If My Cat Is A Toxic Human: A Satirical Guide to Breaking Free from Feline Gaslighting, Narcissism, and Total Human Servitude
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 27 2025
Pages: 146
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Think you adopted a furry soulmate? Think again. You just moved in with a gaslighting sociopath who doesn't pay rent.
Let's be real: If your cat were a human, you would have blocked their number years ago. They love-bomb you for treats, ghost you when you want affection, and physically assault you when you try to sleep. You aren't a Pet Parent. You are a victim of Human Servitude, trapped in a hostage situation with a creature that views you as a mobile can opener with anxiety.
Forget the cute Cat Manuals. You need an intervention.
This isn't just a funny book; it is a survival guide for the modern victim of Feline Narcissism. It exposes the dark, manipulative psychology behind those innocent eyes and teaches you how to cope with a roommate who displays all the traits of a toxic ex-partner, but gets away with it because they have toe beans.
Inside, we expose the red flags of the Feline Toxic Personality:
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