Sign-In
Cart
Who the Fuck is Rocky Phantasmic?!
Paperback
HorrorHumorGeneral GLBTQIA Fiction
Publisher: Freedom Lane Publishing
Published: Oct 29 2024
Pages: 320
Weight: 0.70
Height: 0.67 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Here's the deal... Dave is on the run. A pair of mafioso wannabes are pursuing him on the orders from their undead boss. The only protection Dave has is a young superhero named Rocky Phantasmic. Dave's wife Heather wants to help him, but she's chained to a station wagon driven by a crazed priest who wants to kill Dave before the undead boss could get his hands on him. Did I mention the mafia guys have a real life supervillain on their side? Meanwhile, Dave's would-be business partner, the canceled comedian Cliff Quentin, has had his not-a-comeback tour waylaid by demonic garbagemen and other strange horrors he can't comprehend. Throughout Dave's misadventure, a cosmic demon called He Who Walks Above is watching, waiting for everything to come together.
Confused? Let's start over.
What do a writer, a canceled comedian, a polyamorous wife, a superhero, a fallen priest, a pair of unmade men, an undead boss, a supervillain, and cosmic demon have in common? Nothing at all, but they're on a collision course regardless. All the while, unanswered question hangs in the air like a funk on the morning breeze: Who the fuck is Rocky Phantasmic?!
Get ready for a hilariously violent tale of blood, guts, monsters, and nuts that only someone as twisted as Daniel Aegan can bring you. From mean streets to empty retail outlets, comedy clubs to highway rest stops, and scrap yards to churches, this book will drag you through dark dimensions of sex, blood, and an all-you-can-eat horror buffet.
Don't say you weren't warned.
Also from
Aegan, Daniel
Also in
Horror
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Other Stories (Barnes & Noble Classics Series)
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Paperback
Japanese Gothic: A Folk Horror Novel of Japanese Mythology, Murder, and Family Duty Across Two Timelines
Baker, Kylie Lee
Hardcover
Incidents Around the House: A Novel: The Inspiration for the Movie Other Mommy
Malerman, Josh
Paperback
The Amalfi Curse: A Bewitching Tale of Sunken Treasure, Forbidden Love, and Ancient Magic on the Amalfi Coast
Penner, Sarah
Paperback
Frankenstein, Dracula, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Stoker, Bram
Shelley, Mary
Paperback
THE GIRLS IN THE CABIN an absolutely unputdownable psychological thriller packed with heart-stopping twists
Stephens, Caleb
Paperback