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-273°C Lady: Smile-less Beauty and 7 Octave Beast
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 22 2025
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.15 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
She never laughs. She never cries. At -273 C, her heart is absolute zero.
Meet the Smile-less Beauty - a girl who stares through life with deadpan eyes while the world spins in chaos around her.
Across the stage stands the 7-Octave Beast, a wild voice that shakes the heavens, dumped by the ridiculous Tail-Long Stupi-Toe and desperate for redemption.
When absolute silence collides with unstoppable sound, the result is a comedy so absurd, so icy, and so heart-shaking that the world will never be the same.
From the creator of Photosynthetic Butt Boy and Tom with IQ 69/EQ 169 comes another bonkers legend of fame, schoolyard mockery, and viral chaos.
Will the Smile-less Beauty ever feel warmth again? Or will the 7-Octave Beast roar loud enough to melt absolute zero?
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