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49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas
Paperback
Series: The Excuse Encyclopedia, Book 10
General Juvenile NonfictionHoliday
Publisher Price: $7.99
ISBN13: 9781915646255
Publisher: Curious Squirrel Press
Published: Nov 14 2022
Pages: 88
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Would you like to eat chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Do your parents enforce the 'no presents before 7am' rule? . . . Struggling to find new ways to hide your brussels sprouts? . . .
Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas!
Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me, cah-PEESH).
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