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The Excuse Encyclopedia: Books 1 - 12 in the 49... Series
Paperback
Juvenile Graphic NovelsGeneral Juvenile Nonfiction
Publisher Price: $59.99
ISBN13: 9781915646316
Publisher: Curious Squirrel Press
Published: Mar 4 2021
Pages: 822
Weight: 2.12
Height: 1.63 Width: 5.83 Depth: 8.27
Language: English
Get ready to laugh-out-loud and learn-oh-so-much. With over 750 excuses and cartoons inside, this book is essential reading for kids.
This compendium of knowledge contains the following first twelve books in the 49 Series:
★ BOOK ONE - 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
★ BOOK TWO - 49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar
★ BOOK THREE - 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
★ BOOK FOUR - 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents
★ BOOK FIVE - 49 Excuses for Getting Out of Gym Class
★ BOOK SIX - 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
★ BOOK SEVEN - 49 Excuses for Being Really Late
★ BOOK EIGHT - 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables
★ BOOK NINE - 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores
★ BOOK TEN - 49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas
★ BOOK ELEVEN - 49 Excuses for Extending Your Summer Holiday
★ BOOK TWELVE - 49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween
And that's not all. The Excuse Encyclopedia also features another 180 BONUS excuses making this 820-page book the most extensive collection of silliness ever produced.
It's the perfect gift for cheeky children and adventurous adults.
From the Back Cover:
I can't tidy my bedroom . . . Why? Because if I move from this spot the world will end! So, I'm going to need you to get me a can of coke with a big straw and angle the TV towards me. The entire population of the world thanks you.
Over 750 laugh-out-loud excuses inside.
Tidying your bedroom. Eating your vegetables. Doing your homework. Staying up past your bedtime. Doing your chores. The Excuse Encyclopedia has them all covered. Get ready to be masterfully enlightened and highly amused.
This playfully illustrated, 820-page compendium of knowledge is a must-have addition to every kid's bookshelf!
About the Author:
James Warwood is definitely not a killer robot sent by Martians to destroy the human race, he hopes.
He lives on the Welsh Border with his wife, son and carnivorous plant. When he's not stagnating in his nine to five job, James writes and illustrates children's books. He hopes that you approve of this. (If not please feel free to use this book as a reasonably priced doorstop).
You can say hello over at www.cjwarwood.com where you'll discover even more excuses, free stuff and new releases.
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