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The Assassins' Union Is on Strike
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ISBN13: 9798315695967
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 27 2025
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 27 2025
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Kill quotas. Health insurance. Exploding interns. Welcome to the modern workplace-assassination division. Toby Graves is the world's most mediocre contract killer. He's got a company ID, a blood-stained tie, and a nervous breakdown scheduled for Tuesday. But when the Assassins' Union declares a strike-halting all murders globally-Toby becomes an accidental symbol of rebellion... mostly because everyone else got blown up. Hunted by corporate drones (literally), stalked by a psycho influencer with a kill channel, and shadowed by Brenda from HR (who may or may not be Satan), Toby has one chance to survive: spark a revolution in a world where efficiency is deadly and your coworkers really are out to kill you. The Assassins' Union Is on Strike is a high-octane satire packed with gunfire, sarcasm, bureaucratic hellscapes, and the most terrifying villain of all: performance evaluations.
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