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Don't Be a HO HO HO For Valentine's Day!: The Only Thing Getting Popped Should Be the Champagne Cork
Paperback
Series: Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho, Book 5
ISBN13: 9781971419084
Publisher: G'Bryella Whyt
Published: Jan 13 2026
Pages: 42
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.11 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Don't Be a HO HO HO This Valentine's Day!
The only cork that should get popped is the champagne bottle.
Is your HO HO HO friend spending Valentine's Day alone again? Crying over a man who doesn't do Valentine's - yet somehow still found a way to waste her time? No card. No candy. No plan.
Let's fix that before next February.
Don't Be a HO HO HO for Valentine's Day is a classy-but-inappropriate gag gift for any woman who has lowered the bar, praised bare-minimum effort, or gotten played by a man who never shows up properly. Told in brutal rhyming verse by a no-nonsense grandma who's seen it all, this savage little book is equal parts hilarious, horrifying, and weirdly healing.
Inside are lines like: Men will never have to think things through, if they don't fear consequences. And the ultimate rule: No Valentine's gift? No date? No plan? Then close the door tight and say no to the no.
This isn't about love. It's about standards.
Titles in the Don't Be a HO HO HO series include:
Don't Be a HO HO HO for New Year's
Don't Be a HO HO HO for Your Birthday
Don't Be a HO HO HO for Halloween
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