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Sorry You're Dating An A**hole!: Statically, you can't do worse!
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781971419145
Publisher: Gbryellawhyt
Published: Jan 1 2026
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.09 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Sorry You're Dating an Ahole!** is a brutally funny, illustrated gag gift for anyone stuck dating a total dud - and the friend who's been biting her tongue the whole time.
Packed with savage rhymes and laugh-out-loud illustrations, this book delivers tough love wrapped in humor, calling out every red flag your friend keeps ignoring.
From the guy who forgets his wallet, to the boyfriend who can't plan a date but somehow always plans a late-night come-over, every page lovingly roasts the kind of men you swipe right on during emotional weakness.
Sample wisdom includes:
He slid in your DMs with a pic way too bold,
Hey babe, like what you see? - so cringey, so cold.
You knew he was cheap from the very start,
Always forgetting his wallet (what a sweetheart!).
Suggesting you split every burger and fry,
Treating you like a roommate - what a pussy guy.
He's not fun to talk to, he's not that bright,
Needs ChatGPT for kids' trivia night.
He's kinda cute, but that can't make up for dumb -
You and I both know that guy's not the one.
This illustrated roast book is part comedy, part reality check, and part emotional intervention. It's designed to help your friend laugh through bad dating decisions while gently reminding her she deserves better.
Perfect as a gag gift, girls' night surprise, or I love you but please wake up present, this book is made for:
Best friends
Sisters
Coworkers
Dating disasters
Situationship survivors
Anyone splitting burgers on first dates
With sharp humor and unapologetic honesty, Sorry You're Dating an A**hole! turns dating frustration into entertainment - proving that sometimes the best advice comes in rhyme with pictures.
From G'Bryella Whyt's fan-favorite So Ya Wanna and Sorry series, this glossy illustrated gift book delivers laughs, validation, and just enough tough love to save your friend from wasting another weekend.
Buy it for her before she moves in with him.
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