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He Thought, Therefore He Disappeared (A Philosophical Farce): Ancient Greek Philosophy Satire
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 4 2025
Pages: 204
Weight: 0.62
Height: 0.47 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
HE THOUGHT, THEREFORE HE DISAPPEARED
A goat-led revolution. A missing philosopher. A barrel with a pension plan.
Welcome to Ancient Greece completely off its olives.
Socrates was just about to drop the greatest philosophical mic of all time...
And then he vanished.
Literally. Poof. Gone.
Now, the city of Athens is spiralling into absurdity.
- Plato's crying into his scrolls.
- Aristotle's accidentally invented quantum soup.
- Diogenes is giving TED Talks from a barrel.
- And Logic the Goat? He's been declared Head of Reason.
Welcome to a world where cabbages have political opinions, philosophers duel with puns, and ancient Greece is more Monty Python than mythology.
What happens when thinking goes too far?
You get a philosophical farce for the ages.
With time glitches, wine-fuelled debates, toga malfunctions, and more misquotes than a badly translated fortune cookie, this laugh-out-loud satirical novel asks:
If thought becomes comedy... and comedy becomes truth... what the Hades are we even doing?
Perfect for fans of:
- Monty Python
- Good Omens
- Terry Pratchett
- And anyone who once googled Who invented soup?
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